Me: I gave up trips to the moon for Lent.
B: Oh yeah?
Me: That’s right. No trips to the moon for the past six weeks. What did you give up?
B: Sex with women.
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Brian: So I might get to talk to the CEO of Gateway.
Brian: I’m like … woo?
Me: still, that’s neat.
Brian: It’s like talking to the CEO of pudding. Meh.
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via iChat today:
Me: you didn’t happen to see my phone this morning did you?
Me: ’cause I couldn’t find it
Him: it’s in your bag
Me: it is?
Him: your alarm went off this morning and it took me forever to find out where it was coming from - i just silenced it and dropped it back in your bag
Me: sho nuff!
Me: thanks!
Me: (sorry)
Him: no big
Me: i love you
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"I hope it keeps ice-storming so I don’t have to go to work tomorrow."
"That would be nice."
"I know! I could "work from home.""
"I have to take a call tomorrow, either way. And I won’t be able to be drunk for it."
"Well, not very drunk."
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"I want some booze."
"What?"
"I want some booze, right now."
"You want some booze?"
"Yes." [picks up McDonald’s cup that’s 75% full with Diet Dr. Pepper] "Take this and go put some booze in it."
"How much booze?"
"Enough."
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