Brian’s been out of town for two days; nothing new, he travels a lot. But here’s a tally of my life alone:

I have won over 50 games of Sol Free on the iPhone, which means I’ve probably played over 300 games. In two days.

Tonight I was too lazy to get dinner on my own, and so I ordered a sandwich from Domino’s. My order total wasn’t enough for delivery, so I added Cheesy Bread to it that I neither wanted nor ate. It’s in the fridge if you want it.

I just put most of what I usually take to the dry cleaner’s in the washing machine.

When I started getting sick last night from the cold snap I spent over an hour on Web M.D. and almost decided I had prostate cancer.

The only reason I’m not in bed right now is that I don’t feel like putting my newly-washed sheets on the bed. I might just sleep on the couch.

Instead of putting on my pajama pants I’ve been sitting at my computer with my belt and button undone for … hours, possibly? I’ve lost track.

Yeah, it’s true. My life sucks without him around. I’m a winner.