Tuesday, February 24, 2009 | by nathan

Scary Kitty House

This is the house I park in front of every day. It’s in pretty good shape, except some of the attic windows are broken out and there are about a dozen cats living on the property. I’m pretty sure it’s abandoned, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised if I was walking to my car one day and saw a huge SWAT van, about a hundred police cars, and Jodie Foster being led out with a blanket around her, having just killed the cannablistic serial killer that lives inside. Just sayin’ is all. In the meantime I really hope I don’t run over one of the cats.