When we got Sam I was impressed with how well-trained he was, for a dog who was so poorly taken care of. Here I show you a few of the tricks he knows, and the only one he has trouble with, which is "Speak."

Also, halfway through this video, you can see my manly, virile husband come in and squash a bug WITH HIS BARE FOOT. Oh, don’t worry – he washed that foot before getting into bed.

Sam, Tricking Himself Out For Food from Okay City Nate on Vimeo.