Wednesday, March 5, 2008 | by nathan

Twitter’s Greatest Hits

I rather enjoy Twitter. It’s fun to have a way to dash off little 140-character missives without dedicating blog space to them. It’s sort of the mental equivalent of keeping index cards in your pocket, and if you follow some great people it’s incredibly fun to read some of the awesome things people have to say. Here are some of mine:

How to make your PR guy/graphic designer lose his mind: tell him to "Just make it pop" or "Like this, only pretty" or "Just be creative."

Saffy: "I didn’t think they let people with drug convictions in." Edina: "It’s not a conviction, sweetie." Patsy: "It’s just a firm belief."

Hillary Clinton reminds me of my high school journalism teacher - their voices and mannerisms are EXACTLY the same, and they look alike.

On Mondays, no matter the time, it always feels like 8 a.m. On Fridays it always feels like 4:45.

how is I went Wake Forest & Yale, got a 34 on my ACT & 1200 on my GRE and just did my whole workout with my shorts on backwards?

The moment I decided to destroy my MySpace account, I felt lighter, freer, closer to God and the earth. I am born anew in MySpacelessness.

With all the talk about how to stimulate it, you’d think that the economy is a giant clitoris." - Barbara Ehrenreich

This morning a coworker gave me 3 Advil. When 15 fell into my hand I said "I’m not an 8th grader attempting suicide." She said, "Not funny."

Man, I’ll be glad when I don’t have to hear about ‘Murka fighting the turists.

I truly, deeply, honestly don’t think anybody hates George W. Bush more than I do. I’m sure that’s not what Jesus would say, but oh well.

As of two days ago I’m 75% finished with my twenties. I want to make some goals, things to do before 30. Suggestions?

This morning on my walk to work, The Carpenters’ "Close to You" came on. I felt like I was in a 1978 orange-lit feminine hygiene commercial.

Bad night. Dog whined ALL NIGHT LONG. At approxomately 3 a.m. I completely lost my mind and threatened to put him to sleep. I’m so sorry.

Watching Paula Deen, thinking of creating a pool to guess when she’s going to finally going to have to have a leg amputated to diabetes.

Tomorrow’s Hits Today" on iTunes includes Seal, Celine Dion, & Ricky Martin. Um, don’t they mean "Yesterday’s (Unfortunate) Hits Today?"

Anyway, for more of same, feel free to join Twitter and follow me. It’s great fun!