Saturday, February 2, 2008 | by nathan

We Have A Winner!

As you can see, we have a winner!

All the entries were awesome, and believe me, if I could divy up my dog somehow, or live without my allergy meds this time of year, you’d all be getting prizes. But considering that Jelisa’s entry made me ACTUALLY wet my pants a little, I figured I owed her one.

The runner-up is Bach, whose entry "Coming To You Live From the Crucible of Domesticity" is very likely to get used sometime in the future. So Jelisa and Ben … er, ah, Bach, you guys e-mail me your addresses (just put my first name, then one of those kicky "at" signs, then okaycity.com), and I’ll get your prizes to you!

And what do they win, you may ask?

Well. You were both going to get my d*** in a box, but the USPS has a real "problem" with people "mailing" their "genatalia," and also, Brian won’t share. I dunno, take it up with him.

So, for our grand prize winner Jelisa, we have a lovely DVD box set of Wonderfalls, because I have three of them. BECAUSE I’M SO WORRIED THEY’RE GOING TO STOP MAKING THEM THAT I BOUGHT THREE. And I can part with one for a line that good. Also, I’m going to bake you a pan of cinammon rolls if I can figure out how to mail them so they don’t get all smooshy.

Ben, you, too, get cinnamon rolls, as well as a printed, framed photo of your choice from my Flickr set. So pick one out, e-mail me, and let me know. I’ll get it printed and framed and send it on to ya!

Thanks everybody for your contributions. Did you guys like this contest? Should I continue to milk your creativity in exchange for goods and/or services?