Sunday, November 4, 2007 | by nathan
“Sorry, What?”
“Sorry, What?”
Last night I made a pie. Today, this happened:
"I’m going to have a piece of pie."
"I want a piece of pie! Will you get me a piece of pie?"
"Sure. Do you want me to heat your pie?"
"No, I want to eat it."
"Heat your pie. Do you want me to heat your pie?"
"What’s the point of you getting me a piece of pie if you’re going to eat it?"
[turns and goes back into the kitchen, flabbergasted with his smartass of a husband]
| Food, The Power Of Two |

Comment by Brian
This really happened. I was there.
5 November 2007 9:01 pm
Comment by Nate
For the record, I was the one being the smartass.
5 November 2007 9:03 pm
Comment by Karli
You two are so cute! It kind of saddens me that while I was reading that, aside from thinking “Aww! They’re so cute!” it really hit me how absurd it is that you guys can’t get married here. I want that for you, Nate. You deserve it.
6 November 2007 7:32 am
Comment by Alyce
If I knew you’d better (or at all - semantics), I’d say,
I thought the gays didn’t eat pie.
6 November 2007 7:01 pm
Comment by nathan
All your better ones don’t. But we never said we were “good” gays. We’re not the kind of gays you’d take home to your momma.
6 November 2007 7:22 pm
Comment by Dylan
Who’s on first??? Anyone???
Oh… and what’s this bullshit about the gays not eating pie? I love pie!
6 November 2007 10:37 pm
Comment by Kevin
Sounds like someone needs to see Wava.
And I would think we were the kind of gay you WOULD take home to mom…. and then she’d be like “he’s sort of gay I guess”
I want pie now. Thanks.
7 November 2007 1:02 pm
Comment by nina
Your post reminded me of this video that landed on my Facebook wall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0
11 November 2007 9:49 am