Sunday, November 4, 2007 | by nathan

“Sorry, What?”

Last night I made a pie. Today, this happened: 

"I’m going to have a piece of pie."

"I want a piece of pie! Will you get me a piece of pie?"

"Sure. Do you want me to heat your pie?"

"No, I want to eat it."

"Heat your pie. Do you want me to heat your pie?"

"What’s the point of you getting me a piece of pie if you’re going to eat it?"

[turns and goes back into the kitchen, flabbergasted with his smartass of a husband]

Food, The Power Of Two

8 Comments »

  1. Comment by Brian

    This really happened. I was there.

    5 November 2007  9:01 pm

  2. Comment by Nate

    For the record, I was the one being the smartass.

    5 November 2007  9:03 pm

  3. Comment by Karli

    You two are so cute! It kind of saddens me that while I was reading that, aside from thinking “Aww! They’re so cute!” it really hit me how absurd it is that you guys can’t get married here. I want that for you, Nate. You deserve it.

    6 November 2007  7:32 am

  4. Comment by Alyce

    If I knew you’d better (or at all - semantics), I’d say,

    I thought the gays didn’t eat pie.

    6 November 2007  7:01 pm

  5. Comment by nathan

    All your better ones don’t. But we never said we were “good” gays. We’re not the kind of gays you’d take home to your momma.

    6 November 2007  7:22 pm

  6. Comment by Dylan

    Who’s on first??? Anyone???

    Oh… and what’s this bullshit about the gays not eating pie? I love pie!

    6 November 2007  10:37 pm

  7. Comment by Kevin

    Sounds like someone needs to see Wava.

    And I would think we were the kind of gay you WOULD take home to mom…. and then she’d be like “he’s sort of gay I guess”

    I want pie now. Thanks.

    7 November 2007  1:02 pm

  8. Comment by nina

    Your post reminded me of this video that landed on my Facebook wall.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0

    11 November 2007  9:49 am

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