Friday, March 30, 2007 | by nathan

by your wounds, we are healed

I think I just found my favorite paragraph on the entire internet:

"Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand."

That can be found right here. It’s probably NSFW, though there’s little obscene imagery on the site.  

Sweeeet, Interweb, This I Believe, It's Not Right But It's Okay

3 Comments »

  1. Comment by Dylan

    ROFLMFAO!

    31 March 2007  7:50 am

  2. Comment by Nikki

    That’s hysterical.

    I wonder how that would look on a t-shirt.

    31 March 2007  3:18 pm

  3. Comment by Karli

    Oh my God, that is hilarious!

    31 March 2007  6:41 pm

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