Saturday, November 18, 2006 | by nathan
Also, long walks on the beach, foreign films and quiet nights by the fire.
Also, long walks on the beach, foreign films and quiet nights by the fire.
So Bri and I went into the local Christian bookstore today, for no other reason than we were curious what new forms of inanity the church community had concocted to sell to its unwitting members. At one point I was so fed up with the books about how to cure homosexuals - shelved, interestingly enough, directly across the aisle from a display shelf of Ted Haggard’s books - that I threw up my hands and bought this shirt:
Now, I want every gay boy in Oklahoma to go and buy one. They’re on sale for $10 at the Mardel on Northwest Expressway. The clerk was a little nervous - though I could’ve sworn there was a look of amusement there. Anyway, it looks great and you just might see me out at the bars sometime very soon wearing this. I’m not sure what any of this accomplished, but I sure do like the shirt.
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Comment by David Bridge
Yup - love the shirt. Gotta find one of those - but is it available in my size?
18 November 2006 7:21 pm
Comment by Nate
Oh, they had it in all sizes. They also had a baseball jersey.
Of course, being the moron I am, I bought a small because - well, because I’m a small person. I forgot in all the hubbub that it’s a WOMEN’S SMALL. So it’s a little tight in the titties, but I still like it.
18 November 2006 7:31 pm
Comment by David Bridge
Nate -
Bet you look good in it…
Seriously, though, you may be small in stature, but you are not a small person - at least, not in my life, nor in the lives of many others, I suspect!
18 November 2006 7:36 pm
Comment by David Bridge
I bet you look good in it!
Seriously, while you may be small in stature - you are not a small person at all in my life - nor in the lives of many others, I suspect.
18 November 2006 7:40 pm
Comment by Dylan
I LOVE IT!!!
I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!
I’ll send you money… err… along with more money, and ties… right. Add that to the 15 pages of To-Do list. Got it! (I almost wrote “God tit”… hmmm)
HEART U!
~D
ps: Considering moving to the UK indefinitely…
19 November 2006 1:33 pm
Comment by Nate
Ohhhhhh really? Can I come? Do you know anyone in the UK who needs a P.R. specialist??
19 November 2006 3:32 pm
Comment by Nate
Seriously, Dyl, email me your address and I’ll send you one.
19 November 2006 3:33 pm
Comment by Gabe
Bought 2. Wore mine to the OKC gay bars last weekend. This weekend it travels with me to the Dallas gay bars. I LOVE YOU!!
11 December 2006 5:36 pm