Thursday, February 10, 2005 | by Nate

Fun is more fun when you can quantify it.

A friend emailed me a quiz - how much of a loser are you? Turns out - I’m 88% loser when I’m answer the questions all funny. For example - there were two questions - What do you think of homosexuals? Of heterosexuals? - and I answered on both of them, “I’m OK with it, but don’t want to see it” or something like that. When the test told me I was 88% uncool, I called my friend to tell her, because it was funny. She was like, “Did you answer the questions honestly?”

“Of course not! It’s a stupid quiz! I was answering funny!”

“Answer honestly and tell me what you get.” Then she hung up, the little bitch.

So I took the test again. This is what I got:

Does this mean I am cool? I dunno.

I checked my bank account today and had like $100 less than I thought I did. I’m kinda freaking out. I tried to pawn my old computer but no one would take it. My job had better freaking come thorough with the money (that was sarcasm). I’m trying not to freak out. What makes it worse is that I’m sitting here watching “The Fabulous Life Of…” and it’s making me bitter atop bitter.

Well, I’m off to bake some more muggins while my laundry gets clean. If you want muggins, orders are pouring in! (Okay, they’re not. But I am baking some.)